LIFE KE FUNDE -1
Some people at Kgp sing, some dance, some play cricket,footer, etc. while others play guitar, synth ... well the point is that almost all have learned some skill or the other during their 4 yrs of stay here. Me - naah, i cannot play(dont get fooled by the cricket gold), cannot sing(represented MS in interhalls though), cannot dance (yet I have 2 choreo golds thanks to Nehru), cannot this cannot that.....so what exactly have I learnt here, what do I know that others dont .....the answer is simple and unique - Life ke Funde
Life ke Funde by itself is gigantic, encompasses atmost all aspects of life but what I am going to discuss here is the most important and the spiciest of them all - Bandi ke funde.
Most of the boys here at Kgp dont have girlfriends - lets call this species galhungry. Their natural habitat is all the boys hostels in IIT while they thrive the most in KGP. These biodiversity amongst this species is fascinating. While some claim themselves to be of the Pure breed (galhungry right from the birth almost), others may be classified as Semi Galhungry type which means they have had girlfriends for some time in their lives. These people keep on listening to romantic songs and savoring all the beautiful moments that they have had with gals. Lucky Fellas !!! There are still others who are termed as Hybrid variety meaning they have a girl but not exactly a girlfriend. These people are much revered just for their sheer access to gals and can be found usually chiding and preaching the others with stuffs like "Ek ladka aur Ladki dost bhi ho sakte hain" "Tum log junglee ho chuke ho...u guys are sick". And the last breed is that of the Struggling type who are trying really hard for a girlfriend.
Let us take some specific examples to understand the situation better. For ex. in our hall we have guys like Pappu, Tushki, Ashish_mess from the Pure breed whilst others such as Pulli, Kubbu in the Semi Galhungry zone. A good example of the Hybrid variety is Pushpi who is lectures galore when it comes to gals. And Struggling type- well thats not hard to find. The latest cub to be born here is Ujju. Gomzi is another. ME - well u'll have to define a separate category for that. As for now I would rather call myself a Dormant Breed. But not Extinct mind you.
This is the end of lecture 1. In this next session we'll talk about the reasons behind the alarming growth rate in population, possible remedies, pros and cons of being galhungry etc etc. Keep waiting !!!!
