MTV ROADIES 5.0

Hashmi rocks, and Hashmi robs (girls' aabru) doesn't he? His latest prey being the very very sexy Sonal Chauhan - the "Jannat' girl. How often have we seen him taking the heroin's top off (I am sure Tanushree will agree !). But this time I am very angry. There is already such a dearth of beautiful gals in the rajput fraternity and he has robbed another one from us. Screw him !!

Talking about beautiful gals, its worth discussing the latest teen sensation and bachelors' hot favorite - Shambhavi Sharma (pic left) from MTV Roadies 5.0 !! She is good, but not as hot as she keeps on claiming every episode.

Anyways, I wonder what these roadies think of themselves. For me, Roadies is the abbreviation for "Road Chhap". These days all Berozgars have got a new dream to rekindle their hopes. They all want to be a roadie.

You must see the auditions once. Huge crowd fighting among themselves in the GD round. And the judge is a big time duffer, old looking fellow who, to me, appears like a Professor of Hindi Language. No surprise he looks completely lost and overwhelmed by the overzealous public. Usko wahan kisne bithaya yaar !!!

There is this group of guys who say on TV that they have spent the entire night on the ROAD in the most terrible conditons - to which Rannvijay joshfully replies "to yehi to ROADies ka matlab hai ... " and a huge roar follows. Idiots !!! But kudos to Rannvijay. Achchha kaata.

And then in the interview round, enters the most overrated individual on indian soil right now. The ultra Ugly and immensly chutiya RAGHU RAM. Oh my god, he is so irritating... he can give Himesh Da a run for his money anyday.

Raghu (pic left) is madly after everyone's ass. I think he should be given some Nobel award or something in Human Psychology. In just 5 min (or 1-2 questions) he soon comes up with the entire lifehistory of the person with all the details; accurately predicting both the candidates' past and future. And all the Roadies participants who think themselves to be the most adventurous guys/gals in India are seen petrified outside the interview room. "Raghu meri maar lega ... God save me from Raghu"

If sometime I meet Mr Raghu Ram I am desperate to ask him that what has he done in life that he thinks himself to be such a dude. His very name Raghu Ram is so .. so Crude and so RURAL. And his looks, masha allah. But would you believe it, some gals can go to such limits to go to roadies that they say they have a crush on that 'bald bastard '. My reaction was "you gotta be kidding me, girl!!! Hum jaise mar gaye hain kya."

And all the mess starts with only one question which I don't think has any answer that is not debatable "WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A ROADIE" Now what do you say to that. And these duffers, they can't even lie properly. Sample this:

"What kind of adventure have you done? "

"I have not done any adventure so far but I want to do so. I am very adventurous by nature. I am not an adventurer but an adventurous"

What the F man !!! Since when did you have to pay money to speak lies. Tell them na that I have done numerous trekking, Speed Biking, Long Drives ... But no .. Everyone wants to impress the judges by their honesty, i suppose. Honesty my foot !

Speaking of the episodes, well they are ... vulgar and believe me, they are vulgar. In every episode Rannvijay's (pic right) patent dialogue "roadies 5.0 - the game goes international" follows atleast 5 times.


Girls speaking all kind of foul words that you can think of, people eating locusts and snakes (yuckkkk ) and guys getting their hair waxed(in the most brutal of ways) all this just for the so called "roadie spirit" ... which is nothing but bullshit.

But all said and done, one cannot deny the following conclusions:

# Shambhavi Sharma is a maal !!! (inspite of the padding accuses against her :)

# Sonel (note the metamorphosis of the name from sonal to ... ) is a dark horse and is as tall as a horse

# Prabhjot's school must be audited for we all wonder what kind of education are they giving the children (how many gaalis have they taught her in such little time)

# Nihal must learn that 'actions speak louder than words'. So better show us something other than just your badi badi baatein

# Snehashish pakka paise deke aaya tha Roadies mein .. he was anything but a roadie

# Hashmi is arguably the luckiest man in India today


# Amrita Rao is looking damn gorgeous in the new Cornetto ad.

# IPL Hyderabad ki team hi jitegi because thats the one i am supporting

# Hrithik's Krazzy4 dance is swashbuckling to say the least, he is the GOD of Dancing

# Kay Kay and Atif DA rocks (courtesy Aasman ke & Pehli nazar mein resp.)

and

# ... writing a blog during duty hours ... Rig life is not that bad, afterall !!!