Thursday, August 02, 2007

ISHQ , MOHABBAT aur PYAR....


Sounded weird didn't it !! Ever wondered why should it always be Pyar Ishq aur Mohabbat and not the other way round. See, this is what they say as thinking out of the box ...I say why go inside the box in the first place. Nyways what we'll talk about here is perhaps the most quotidian yet the most intriguing as well as interesting question that is at the focal point of most teen discussions today : WHAT IS LOVE ??

Well the same question was asked by my english teacher once in my school days and a girl very innocently (rather tried to be innocent) defined it as "what we have with our mother and a mom has with her child blah blah blah" Well its remarkable how perceptions differ with age!! These days even before falling in love with his mom, a boy falls in love with mallika sherawat. Well their definition of love would then be so ....physical :) Anyways I hope i dont have the former species of audience (if any then they rather log off)

Just digressing from the topic, once in a hindi movie i heard a father (kulbhushan kharbanda i think he was) saying this dialogue to his son "pyar to insaan ko bahut baar ho jaata hai par mohabbat sirf ek baar hoti hai" ... interesting na...i never knew that all these synonyms for love had such different meanings..

so TIP #1: Never use these words interchangeably :)

Moving on. Well most of our earliest perceptions of love derive their roots from the hindi movies and TV serials. And unfortunately, in most cases this continues to be the only source till marriage. Doston ko hi dekhkar pyar ko samajh bhi jaate hain aur unki galtiyon se seekh lekar hi kabhi pyaar karte hi nahi. These guys pretend and boast themselves of being very intelligent But are they really ??? Well for that you'll have to attend the practicals, theory just somehow doesn't suffice in this case.


so TIP#2: LOVE is a practical exercise aur sadly ismein lab partners nahi ho sakte !!!


But don't you under estimate these guys' concepts, i tell you. Well take my case, for example. If you ask me what does it really take to sweep a girl of her feet, i'd say my 4 golden rules:


#1 Show respect for her

ex. listening her patiently, be it however nonsense

never looking at other girls (atleast while she is around)

#2 Impress her best friend

Again very important. Once this is done, half the battle is won. But take care, dont over impress otherwise i've seen cases where proposals have been refused just coz her good friend was mad bout the guy. :)


#3 Looks don't matter

Infact i'd go one step further to say that it is quite the opposite. Most of the prettier gals have not so pretty boyfriends (although they wouldn't agree. For them, he'd always be the cutest) Being more handsome might sometimes be a disadvantage as gals then start feeling less secure.


OFF THE RECORD #1: This is the most popular way of covering up for some one's looks....he is CUTE...

How many of you agree that usually the best friend of an amazingly good looking gal is generally not so good looking (with all due respect). Its so because generally girls are very jealous of other's looks. Well that gives us my tip number 4


#4 Always satisfy your sweetheart's ego


meaning refrain from praising her friend's or for that matter any gals' looks in front of her (untill you just can't stop youself :)) For you she should always be way above the rest.

And there are sundry more....always look in her eyes, care for her smallest of things, never forget the birthdays and many other days that have come up, etc. etc.


But the point that I wanted to make was that how even without falling in love I managed to have a decent level of understanding about gals? And if so, then why people like me aren't so successful even after possession of all these tips and tricks ?? For people who don't quite agree with my fundas, well in that case they already have the answer to the latter question.



The catch here is of course that have I really not fallen in love ever before ?? Well keep reading and you'll soon find out...

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmm .... Pyaar ke Funde !!
Does all this point towards smthing tht we are not aware of ??? u didnt have this knowledge abt girl psychology earlier ... and i m pretty sure of tht ... i fu can remeber your daughter talk ... (or it was a bit overdose of this bandi-funda) ...

Newayz... nice reading .. and i hope some mortals learn smthing frm ur teachings....

P.S. - One more chapter reserved for you in Ujju's "Life ke Funde" Book .... as he wont be a suitable writer for this kinda chapter !!!

Unknown said...

amazing writing style.....still wondering though what inspired this piece......i second pushpesh on the inkling that something is going on that we are unaware of because it sounds like a soliloquy for revising the fundas before putting them to use yourself......must add that i particularly liked the idea about "out of the box" thinking.

Anonymous said...

impressive be...mast likha hai....gud gud..... :)


dudani

Rohit Prateek said...

Thank you guys ... your comments have motivated me a lot...and as far as my personal love life is concerned...well keep guessing ..

Anonymous said...

everythin seems to be at its place dude..... but wat bout ur bias 2wards
girls of lesser age....or more precisely school goin girls...:)) wanna comment about them how they expect their lover to behave like?? :)

Rohit Prateek said...

Well vipul, you've made a very good point here...may be we can talk sometime in person as this is a very sensitive issue and and some social activists might create chaos if I were to discuss this in this blog :)

SCC said...

Swashbuckling as always..
You completely stupefy lesser mortals like me..
More than evaluating the Fundas I liked the liveliness in your writing, for, I believe Women are indecipherable ;)
Hope you`ve heard it: "hasino ko aate hain.."
Keep writing :)

Unknown said...

kya bey patri...not expected this kinda funde frm u..bt i think life is changing as well as u too..we just wish ki tu humari basti ko chhor kar jaldi hi naye life strt kar...n dis time may ur life b filled of ISHQ, MOHABBAT aur PYAR.....

Anonymous said...

abe chal zyada life ke funda mat pel.....yeh sab ujju ke liye chhod de....
is lab ki bhi sirf theory hi sahi hai teri, results fir se sirf amish laya hai ;)

Anonymous said...

amazing blog dude.. thats y i chose u as co-author of my book 'Life ke funde'..

very soon our book will be in the list of best sellers of all times :)

keep writing .. :D

Anonymous said...

amazing blog dude.. thats y i chose u as co-author of my book 'Life ke funde'..

very soon our book will be in the list of best sellers of all times :)

keep writing .. :D

DIPTI RANJAN PANDA said...

nice fundas dude...:D..its a case where experience matters a lot,hope u left ur lab partner smtym b4 writtin dis blog..