TAGGED TILL DEATH !!!


Hmm...this tagging business seems to be the latest tone buzzing in the campus after hundreds of obnoxious forwards in my mailbox (as pointed out by Dash). As a novice in blogging, I will certainly take up the gauntlet thrown by Shishri. However the topic I must say is as boring as reading the MORONIC VERSES composed by our very own Dash. Still here are the 8 must-be features in my perfect lover:

1. She should be RICH. And by rich I mean rich of thoughts not money; as girls with riches are generally bitches.

2. She must be SICK. And by sick I mean sick for me not physically; as girls with sickness generally suffer from weakness.

3. She must be sweet as a TART. And by tart I mean a pie, not of the character as a kaaam wali bai; as girls who are tarts give me kick starts.

4. She must be SIMPLE. And by simple I mean simple of character not of qualifications; as girls who are simple have less pimples.

5. She must be HUMBLE. And by humble I mean humble of nature not of Birth or Origin; as girls who are humble seldom grumble.

6. She must be LABORIOUS. And by laborious I mean laborious in work not in bed; as girls who are laborious are generally late in commminnnggg (coming to home of course)

7. She must be ITCHY. And by itchy I mean having itchy feet(travel enthusiast) not itchy skin; as girls who are itchy generally like B-TEX sorry B Techs.

8. And lastly, she must like CHINESE. And by chinese I mean chinese good, not chinese food; as girls who like chinese put mine at ease. (wallet yaar...grow up)

Well well well, this was not so tough. If you have any such girl in mind, plzz write about it in the comments. Its absolutely FREE!!!!

All I would say in the end is that friends GAG someone, STAG someone but dont TAG someone. It suxxxx big time !!!